Calling all Moms: Be sure to stop by to enter to win our free Mothers Day Gift Basket worth $150. For those who purchase a TMW gift card for their Mother, you can enter your Mom too!
Enjoy the following read about Moms!
Quotes about Mothers:“All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.” - Abraham Lincoln
“The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.” - David O. McKay
“A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.” - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Some Typical Motherly Advice:
· Make sure to change your underwear always; you never know when you’ll have an accident.
· Don’t make that face or it’ll solidify in that position.
· Be careful or else you’ll put your eye out.
· What if everyone jumped into a well? Would you do it, too?
· You have enough filth behind those ears to grow potatoes!
· C’mon close that door! Were you born in a barn?
· If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
· Don’t put that thing in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!
Mothers Day Humor
· The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Yes,” she replied. “But not the same ones.”- David Finkelstein
· “The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.”- John Fiebig
Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms!
Congrats to Kathryn O. of W. Warwick. She was the lucky Mom who won the basket!
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